APOPHIS1

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 5.00

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or hump it.

Piss on it and walk away.

Shield vs Armor - shields are like pants, they're supposed to come off.
Armor is like the condom once its gone ur fucked.


John Caffeine > This isn't a fleet. It's just me moving my alts around.

[14:19:06] WO2 Tiger anyone feel like having some fun?
[14:19:58] John Caffeine I'll bring the condoms if you bring some lube.
[14:20:31] WO2 Tiger hehe sure
[14:20:37] WO2 Tiger
WO2 Tiger's Fleet
[14:21:14] John Caffeine Oh, you meant shooting internet spaceships.
[14:21:19] John Caffeine I was thinking of gay sex.



Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting, my armour is the thing I know that resists. Lasers! God will judge you.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can profitably hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get more space I mean range........Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape. Screw this, I believe! - overheating micro warp drive and guns.


CEO Benevolant, gracious absolutely fab ! If I say so myself. Even though there are neophyte like Rockgrido born yesterday... anyway IWas on the neocom with some clients -

Looking for some little Minmatar to buy, I need a
new slave to massage my feet and wipe the
giblets off my Apoc after a long day of keeping
those little trash minnies in line and showing
them where they belong. Under my chains. Convo
me for pricing and the condition of your slaves.