Lord Cebu

Cebu received the honorific title ‘Lord,’ after decades of service in the Amarr Navy Academy. Considered to be a tactical genius by most, and unconventional to say the least, his collective works are considered to be required reading for Amarry Navy cadets and officers alike.

Some of his most notable pieces include: ‘Avoid dumb mistakes by making stupid decisions: Attacking with Pods,’ ‘Living as a Duck: A Discourse on Decoy Theory,’ and the controversial ‘If dolphins aren’t tuna, then why does tuna taste like dolphins? A guide to flipping flippers.’ Although the Admiralty does not officially endorse the theories in the ‘Pillow Fight Tactics: Getting Close and Dirty,’ and ‘Advanced Pillow Fight Tactics: So dirty you’ll stop using a pillow. . .forever,’ series, copies of ‘Progressive Pillow Fight Tactics: Pillow Talk, Getting Intimate with Pirates,’ can be found on virtually all Amarrian reconnaissance and surveillance vessels.