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Cosmic Farts
Cosmic Farts0.00
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Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat
Kills
0
Losses
0
Efficiency
0%
Danger Ratio
0%
ISK
Destroyed
0
Lost
0
ISK Efficiency
0%
Balance
+0
Solo
Solo Kills
0
Solo Ratio
0%
Final Blows
0
Points
0
Other
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0%
Avg Kills/Day
Activity
Inactive

Combat profile

How they fight, with whom and against whom — last 90 days

Most Valuable

Matchups

Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose

Top ListsLast 90 days
Hulls Lost

Losses broken down by hull class.

Career

Corporations flown for, most recent first

In-game bio

I was cruising through Andromeda,
(My belly full of quesadilla).
The stars looked bright, the void was calm,
Until my guts dropped their stink-bomb.

It started small—a gurgly pop,
Then echoed like a thunderclap!
A fart so fierce, so hot, so rank,
It nearly blew me out the tank.

The spiral arms all bent in fear,
Planets wept: “Don’t bring that here!”
Nebulas curled and quasars fled,
While moons played dead to dodge the dread.

One alien ship came up to dock—
I cut the cheese, they fled in shock.
They radioed: “What horrid beast
Has turned this galaxy into yeast?!”

Now legends spread from star to star,
Of stink that drifts both near and far.
Forget black holes, forget the Sun—
My cosmic fart’s the smelliest one.