[UH-OH] Highsec Safety Commission

Welcome to the Highsec Safety Commission, the galaxy’s premier organization for ensuring the absolute safety of all capsuleers… by any means necessary. Our dedicated team works tirelessly to identify and neutralize hazardous individuals, such as miners, haulers, and anyone who forgot to turn on their ship's safety protocols.

Through a rigorous process of “voluntary asset redistribution” and hands-on field testing of warp scramblers, we ensure that New Eden remains a safer, more predictable place—for us, at least.

Our services include:

Cargo Inspections (Don’t worry, we’ll “hold onto” anything dangerous.)

Pod Evacuations (Direct-to-clone bay delivery!)

Highsec Cleanup Operations (Too many wrecks? Let us make more!)

Our motto: “Your safety is our priority, whether you like it or not.”

Join us in making highsec a better place… for us. Because nothing says security like a little chaos.