Joel Pilkington

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 0.01

Alleanza

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BUSINESS TYCOON RESURRECTED
- Feels Like a New Man -

Bourynes, SL - 106/6/28 (The Scope) - When his shuttle hit the moon of Intaki III five days ago and clone activation failed due to tube contamination, Pilkington Industries' CEO, Joel Pilkington, inventor of the Subepidermal Radiation-Activated Subliminal Messaging Tattoo™ was considered lost forever.

But a combined application of Pilkington's revolutionary Enhanced Beautification Cloning™ procedure and the latest Jovian molecular reconstruction theory achieved what Federation scientists had thought impossible. Today, Joel Pilkington awoke at UC Cloning Station 61 in Bourynes, recloned from DNA extracted from a nose hair recovered from the antique pincers found in his desk drawer. M. Pilkington reassumed leadership of his corporation shortly thereafter.

Speculation is runnig wild on how PIL managed to secure the cooperation of the Jovian Directorate in their attempt to resurrect M. Pilkington. "I'll assume it was nothing other than a streak of sentimentality," UC's Megnyve Charis replied when asked about her take on the matter. "Pilkington is after all the love child of an SCT archeology professor and that infamous exotic dancer - what's her name again? Remember, his first patent has done wonders for the SCT in spreading Jovian propaganda."

Pilkington Industries has refused to offer any explanation on the recloning process or their Jovian connection but said M. Pilkington had no recollection of his prior existence as a the growth of a nasal follicle and indeed felt like a new man.

[Two stiff drinks and a considerable amount of boredom contributed to this story.]

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