Abelard Nightbringer

Everyone agrees, there is something not quite right about the Caldari traveling under the name Abelard Nightbringer. Once you delve into his past, you may begin to understand why…

The first recorded name for the individual we know as Abelard is that which was on the birth certificate stapled to his forehead when he was dropped off at an orphanage; Alfonso Quaaludes Asparagus III. Young Alfonso flourished at the orphanage until one day, on his 13th birthday, he received an anonymous email from a woman claiming to be his birth mother. This short email included the specifics of his conception, and (thanks to the fine people at Erotitainment) a scene from an obscure out-of-print video entitled “Circus Freaks Gone Wild”. It was through this email that Alfonso learned he was the illegitimate son of a traveling circus bearded lady who went by the stage-name Esmeralda “Stubble” Finebottom and a spectacularly inebriated shoe salesman who was identified on his death certificate as[truncated]