[PMID] Pure Malkavian

You're constantly trying to make sense of the world around you, and in order for you to do so, things need to be organized. You can't order the world yourself, but at the very least you can choose a certain sort of thing and catalog all its variations.
However, you have yet to fixate on collecting one particular item for more than a few months - if it looks like you're not getting the answers you want, it's time to move on. As a result, you're always moving from one obsession to another, be it insects, quarters, oddly shaped oak leaves, human left hands, or whatever. Surely your next collection will hold a few more insights that the last one couldn't...

The Malkavians are a Clan of Kindred cursed with insanity. Every Malkavian is in some fashion insane and have at least one derangement they can never remove. Throughout history, the Malkavians have been the seers and oracles of the Kindred, bound by strange compulsions and insight.

How many Malkavians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer : A fish!