Maximus Black

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 5.00

Alleanza

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Ski Absolution > Maximus black 4 parts white vodka 4 parts zomboka with coke and a cherry

" Jovian Duct Tape Council, Keeping your ship together!! "

" I disbelieve your reality and replace it with my own "



We thank you on your purchace of Jovian Duct Tape! We hope it will provide your maintenence crew with hours of fun after you last round with an autocannon. Just FYI we would like to give you some tips when using Jovian Duct Tape.

#1 Do not pull on tape too quickly when unrolling...has been known to
EXPLODE IN A RANDOM DIRECTION!!

#2 Do not use Jovian Duct Tape in Hydroponics Bays! Seriously dont even think about it...I'm not kidding.

#3 Jovian Duct Tape has not been tested on binding the time-space continuum, use at own risk.

#4 Jovian Duct Tape will bond to imaginary objects and theroys.

#5 Mixing Jovian Duct Tape with Quafe Zero is known to cause a singularity to spawn in a random location.. Just saying.

Enjoy \0/
from
The Jovian Duct Tape Councl

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SHIPS KILL165
K/L EFF.82%
SHIPS LOST35
ISK DESTROYED7,8 Mld
ISK EFF.72%
ISK LOST3 Mld
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