Zoraks11

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Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the Pub.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us for our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill on us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
For ever and ever
BARMEN.

I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said, "Forget everything you know about pillows." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me pillows, and I didn't know what the hell they were. Thank you google. I love pillows.

"Bio break while FC takes a crap"