5.00
Scheda di combattimento
Numeri da eve-kill, di tutta la carriera
Nessun dato killboard disponibile per questo pilota.
Attività
Cosa vola, dove combatte, le ultime kill e perdite
Bio in gioco
They said Bjard Gjallarhorn would never clear the fjord.
They said he’d lose his mind, his clone, and his final PLEX hoard.
But when the cyno drops and the dreadnought blows its horn,
A truly unhinged capsuleer is born.
✦ CURRENT STATUS
Permanently trapped in C5 space, huffing Vincent's Cocktail gas straight from the canister, whispering sweet nothings to Bob, and trying to explain to CONCORD why smuggling 10,000 units of livestock into a trading hub is "art."
✦ PROFESSIONAL HIGHLIGHTS
Jita 4-4 Veteran: Still waiting for that 2:1 ISK doubling payout from 2011.
Fleet Commander: Once led a 100-man cruiser fleet straight into a Pulsar wormhole because "the background colors looked aesthetic."
Industrialist: Broke the regional market by hoarding 4 billion units of tritanium, only to realize he forgot how to pilot a freighter.
PvP Specialist: Ejected from more Herons than atoms in the known universe. Proud recipient of the "Most Creative Shipwreck" award across three separate alliances.
✦ LIFE MOTTO
"Local is primary, but my sanity is optional."
"If it fits in the cargohold, it's cargo. If it doesn't, it's a ram."
✦ FINAL WARNING
If my scanning probes appear on your D-scan, do not bother warping. Abandon ship, jettison your wallet, and pray Bob accepts your sacrifice. The rolling HIC is already on your hole.
Rust in peace, scrub.
They said he’d lose his mind, his clone, and his final PLEX hoard.
But when the cyno drops and the dreadnought blows its horn,
A truly unhinged capsuleer is born.
✦ CURRENT STATUS
Permanently trapped in C5 space, huffing Vincent's Cocktail gas straight from the canister, whispering sweet nothings to Bob, and trying to explain to CONCORD why smuggling 10,000 units of livestock into a trading hub is "art."
✦ PROFESSIONAL HIGHLIGHTS
Jita 4-4 Veteran: Still waiting for that 2:1 ISK doubling payout from 2011.
Fleet Commander: Once led a 100-man cruiser fleet straight into a Pulsar wormhole because "the background colors looked aesthetic."
Industrialist: Broke the regional market by hoarding 4 billion units of tritanium, only to realize he forgot how to pilot a freighter.
PvP Specialist: Ejected from more Herons than atoms in the known universe. Proud recipient of the "Most Creative Shipwreck" award across three separate alliances.
✦ LIFE MOTTO
"Local is primary, but my sanity is optional."
"If it fits in the cargohold, it's cargo. If it doesn't, it's a ram."
✦ FINAL WARNING
If my scanning probes appear on your D-scan, do not bother warping. Abandon ship, jettison your wallet, and pray Bob accepts your sacrifice. The rolling HIC is already on your hole.
Rust in peace, scrub.