Mehixa

A bastard born from two women, one of which had an X chromosome that was missing a leg.

Joining a gang at a young age, his perfect tenor voice and wavey jazz hand didn't go unoticed in fierce rumbles with rival gang 'The Sharks'.

In a protracted 3 minute song only containing a single name repeated over and over, William Shakespear himself woke up from the dead, time travelled to 1947 and beat the crap out Jerome Robbins to stop production of what could only be described as 'Too rediculously campy for what is the gayest story of all time' by Shakespear himself and comparing it to 'the bowel movement of a gorilla thats broken into a taco bell' - if our digestive system can't handle taco bell, what's it going to do to a gorilla? ha, that premise is rediculous'.

Now in this alternative universe where westside story doesn't exist;
Mehixa grew up. Did some stuff and was middle class white dude till he shaved his head and grew a goatee, and now he's here.