MajorCrysis

Miner. Warrior. Problem.

Major Crysis has spent years serving New Eden through the peaceful extraction of valuable resources and the equally peaceful extraction of enemy hulls from space.

Widely respected as one of the corporation's premier mining specialists, Major has personally contributed millions of cubic meters of ore, countless industrial projects, and several spreadsheets that nobody else understands.

When not engaged in large-scale mineral acquisition operations, Major can usually be found participating in small gang fleet actions, home defense operations, strategic asset recovery missions, hostile negotiations, aggressive diplomacy, and incidents that corporate legal advisors have recommended not be discussed publicly.

His combat philosophy is simple:

If shooting is not solving the problem, additional shooting may be required.

Major's name has appeared in:

Mining reports
Fleet reports
Kill reports
Loss reports
Insurance reports
Incident reports
Reports regarding previous reports

Despite his reputation as a capable combat pilot, Major remains dedicated to the mining profession and firmly believes that every ship, module, structure, and weapon in New Eden ultimately begins as a rock.

Many capsuleers know Major as a respected fleet member.

Many enemies know him as an unexpected problem.

Many miners know him as the guy who somehow turns a casual mining operation into a full-scale military campaign.

Corporate records indicate that Major Crysis has successfully participated in:

Resource extraction
Wormhole operations
Fleet engagements
Emergency response deployments
Emergency emergency response deployments
The emergencies that required the emergency response deployments

Numerous attempts have been made to determine whether his name is a title, a warning, or a prediction.

Investigations remain ongoing.

Disclaimer:

The rank of Major has never been officially verified.

The crises have.

"Every problem is temporary.
The killmail is forever."