Simko Rommel

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: -0.50

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It's hard to play EVE drunk. Outcome does not matter and thats against the Metta!


On the way home, we got on the bus. And while we were waiting there, my stomach started hurting.

And I said, Jesus Christ, I don't know if I'm going to shit myself or fart. but let me just take a chance.
And I blew this fart.

That was so bad, and people started running. You know the school buses? People started running to the windows, To swing down the bus windows.

But I farted again and the teachers were going: oh my God, he's changing flavors. ;)))))))))
Story from Joey.D

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SHIPS KILL3,1K
K/L EFF.92%
SHIPS LOST252
ISK DESTROYED2,1 Bln
ISK EFF.96%
ISK LOST72 Mld
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