Sir Fiddle Sticks

The Commandments of BoB, Signal Cartel

I. Thou shalt not press the infernal Vee, for it displeaseth BoB and alarmeth thy corpmates.

II. Thou shalt scan each wormhole with diligence, for BoB favoureth the curious explorer.

III. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s loot, for Signal Cartel walketh in kindness, not greed.

IV. Thou shalt dwell within wormholes, for therein are the faithful closest unto BoB.

V. Thou shalt honour thy Rescue Cache, and keep it stocked, for BoB smileth upon the helpful.

VI. Thou shalt not shoot unless first shot upon, and even then, considerest thou waving instead.

VII. Thou shalt bookmark thine exit, for BoB hath little mercy upon the stranded.

VIII. Thou shalt carry fireworks and snowballs, spreading merriment throughout Local.

IX. Thou shalt greet thy capsuleer kin with warmth, yea, even pirates and scammers.

X. Thou shalt honour the Credo and resist temptation, though a stranded Drake drop shineth loot before thee.

XI. Thou shalt warp cloaked, for stealth is the tool of the wise and peaceful.

XII. Thou shalt say “o7” in Local, for BoB respecteth the courteous pilot.

XIII. Thou shalt remain neutral, for therein lieth the peace of BoB.

XIV. Thou shalt not panic when trapped, for BoB worketh in mysterious ways, and rescue may yet await thee.

XV. Thou shalt replace every probe lost unto the void, for an unscanned signature dishonoureth the fleet.

XVI. Thou shalt leave no MTU behind, save one filled with blessings and not destruction.

XVII. Thou shalt admire New Eden’s nebulas, for BoB’s artistry knoweth no bounds.

XVIII. Thou shalt share thy knowledge freely, for every explorer is kin in BoB’s eyes.

XIX. Thou shalt not mock the ganker who faileth, for even he is a child of BoB.

XX. Thou shalt cry “BOB WILLS IT!” before fireworks or rescue, to honour the deity of cosmic surprises.

XXI. Thou shalt make mistakes, and fear them not, for BoB cherisheth those who learn from their folly.

BOB WILLS IT!