Vincent Sztejer

Within his first 48 hours, Vincent set a corp record by getting his pod blown up in high-sec while trying to haul 2,000 lightbulbs in an unassisted Bestower. He famously cited "misunderstanding the gates" as his defense, despite having lived in null-sec for two days.

Vincent quickly rose through the ranks—from "Guy Who Asks Stupid Questions in Local" to "Guy Who Asks Stupid Questions in Fleet Comms." His combat style was defined by absolute, unyielding compliance with FC commands, usually executing them three seconds after the rest of the fleet had already warp-scrambled the target.


He had a lot of achievements over his years serving in Imperium's navy, but most notably he is known for:
- Spending an entire 8-hour stratop asleep in his pod at a POS tower. Woke up, realized the fleet had moved four regions away, and successfully bridged himself into a hostile gate camp.
- Attempting to market-manipulate Exotic Dancers (Female) in 1DQ1-A, resulting in a personal bankruptcy that forced him to mine Veldspar in an Venture for three straight weeks while singing sea shanties over alliance comms.


When confronted by his CEO about why he was currently flying a Sigil loaded with 40,000 units of Spiced Wine into a hostile Capital fleet druing an operation, Vincent simply replied: "I thought we were doing a lore event."


Vincent now wanders the space, offering unsolicited advice on fleet comps in local chat and trying to convince young pilots that he "used to run Delve." He survives primarily on insurance payouts from cheap Tech 1 cruisers and the occasional donation from former fleet mates who remember him as "that guy who always brought drake to the fleet".