Coyote2

Hello you. Welcome to my bio and thanks for taking the time to read this elaborate bunch of waffle for your entertainment; it gives me immense pleasure to know you have such a keen interest in me. Generally I quite like long walks on the beach and staring at a wall, i might even treat myself to look at the floor... whichever comes first tee-hee.

When I was 1 my mother dropped me on my head, but its ok the edge of the table softened the landing on the way down, so I didn't hit the floor at full speed! I know what you are thinking; what luck!

Like flatulence at first my presence is noticed and there is contempt over the audacity of it all. The next stage of realisation is the negligable impact on anything around you beyond a warm drifting cloud of musty air.

Everything is just fine as long as I have my cigarettes and a clean box, can I recommend it to you bud?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzfNk2S6tBA

Now lets rack up a line of space dust and celebrate a mighty fine time.