Lady Ev0lina

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 0.62

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There is no "Lady Evolina" with an 'o'. There has never been a "Lady Evolina" with an 'o'. Any rumors of a previous asset being "sold" or "traded" are merely the side effects of 3-HEL's more potent neuro-visual enhancers.

Lady Ev0lina is the blueprint. The '0' stands for Zero Faults.

She is here to ensure the Triple Helix legacy remains unbroken, untainted, and—most importantly—under her thumb. If you see a resemblance to someone else, please report to the nearest 3-HEL testing facility for a reality-check.

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CERTIFICATE OF BIOLOGICAL PRIMACY
REGISTRATION ID: 3HEL-ORIG-V2.01

This document officially certifies that the individual known as
LADY EV0LINA
is the Sole, Primary, and Original iteration of this neural pattern.

Any other entities claiming this title, or possessing a similar name with
alternate vowels, are to be considered "Unlicensed Counterfeits"
and should be reported to 3-HEL Security for immediate recycling.

"Because the first one was just a rough draft."

SIGNED:
Mr. Derpaderp
(Chief Liquidity Catalyst & Notary Public)
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Disclaimer: Triple Helix Therapeutics is not responsible for any existential crises caused by looking in a mirror. This certificate is void if the user is seen in the same system as a character named 'Lady Evolina'. Do not feed after midnight.