Markus Crasius

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: -1.27

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DON't Mind Me, I'm Just Teabagging...... ε Ⓑ ♧ ₦₨

According to stastics released by "Pend Insurance Inc" 23% of ship losses are due to AFK Masturbation, their CEO released the following statement:

"LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


[18:53:58] Aurous Victoirespere > y u hefta be mad?
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ


You know you play EVE too much

When you get into a fight on the Street and you start orbiting the guy shouting "get points" while volleying punches.

When you hit an old man around the head since he's obviously been around since 03 and might have some sweet faction loot and call it a suicide gank.

When you keep 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid aggro.

When a guy you don't know is getting beaten up you run up to him, punch him and run off, screaming i'll be on the kill mail.

"GO HARD OR GO HOME"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHWy-MyMAtw&list=RDhHWy-MyMAtw&rco=1

PVP Analytics

SHIPS KILL4,5K
K/L EFF.92%
SHIPS LOST351
ISK DESTROYED1,6 Bln
ISK EFF.96%
ISK LOST59 Mld
Cambia Vista
SHIPS
STATISTICHE SETTIMANALI
Confessor
KILL CONFERMATI
3
Thorax
2
Sabre
1
Cambia Vista
SYSTEMS
STATISTICHE SETTIMANALI
6RCQ-V
KILL CONFERMATI
3
L-C3O7
2
00TY-J
1

Deployment History

Tactical Tea Baggers

Deployment Date: 2025-09-09T23:40:00Z

Mongolian Cheese Farmers

Deployment Date: 2020-07-26T01:34:00Z

Tactical Tea Baggers

Deployment Date: 2018-09-06T01:00:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2017-09-02T19:32:00Z

Militaris Industries

Deployment Date: 2017-03-21T01:00:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2017-03-12T03:08:00Z

Quovis

Deployment Date: 2015-09-23T00:59:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2015-09-23T00:59:00Z

Hornswogglers

Deployment Date: 2015-08-21T17:06:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2015-08-21T17:03:00Z

Grumpy Bastards

Deployment Date: 2014-05-08T00:08:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2014-05-08T00:06:00Z

Mongolian Cheese Farmers

Deployment Date: 2014-04-25T11:39:00Z

Grumpy Bastards

Deployment Date: 2013-02-21T00:02:00Z

Tactical Tea Baggers

Deployment Date: 2012-12-20T22:28:00Z

Did I just do that

Deployment Date: 2012-11-26T14:03:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2012-11-24T04:56:00Z

SniggWaffe

Deployment Date: 2012-11-07T17:36:00Z

Tactical Tea Baggers

Deployment Date: 2012-04-03T01:45:00Z

Cybernetic Shadow

Deployment Date: 2011-08-31T01:04:00Z

Noir.

Deployment Date: 2011-06-02T23:47:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2011-06-02T14:50:00Z

Cybernetic Shadow

Deployment Date: 2011-05-31T21:42:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2011-05-05T04:17:00Z

Did I just do that

Deployment Date: 2010-09-29T22:14:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2010-09-28T18:05:00Z

THE INSURGENCY

Deployment Date: 2010-01-15T00:31:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2009-12-30T20:35:00Z

Black Mesa East.

Deployment Date: 2009-12-25T08:24:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2009-12-20T20:25:00Z

Gladiators of Rage

Deployment Date: 2009-11-10T20:10:00Z

THE BLACK RAGE

Deployment Date: 2009-11-03T18:14:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2009-10-22T16:57:00Z

The ARMY of TWO

Deployment Date: 2009-10-19T19:46:00Z

Sebiestor Tribe

Deployment Date: 2009-10-15T17:39:00Z

The Kohr'Ah

Deployment Date: 2009-07-15T21:21:00Z

Embers of Fire

Deployment Date: 2009-07-05T20:15:00Z

Master's Manufacturing and Suppliers Division

Deployment Date: 2009-03-21T17:42:00Z

Republic Military School

Deployment Date: 2009-03-11T14:48:00Z