lordofthebooze

Bodsy Morus was an unremarkable pod-pilot until, lacking funds, he became a test subject for the first generation of booster implants. Unfortunately, due to a unique flaw in the young pilot’s physiology he became instantly at risk from every known disease and was placed in a cryo-chamber. Decades later Bodsy’s tank was found in a derelict space station by a Caldari exploration team. Upon his revival, Bodsy’s first words were purportedly: ‘I could use a drink.’ Completely illogically, some element contained within the bottle of spirits stabilised his biology, but with the side-effect of neutralising the improvements of the booster in a drunken haze. Renaming himself the lordofthebooze after a particularly gruelling 3 day binge, Bodsy set about re-starting his career as a pod-pilot. His presence is not always welcomed by his ‘allies’ though, as after the consumption of AT LEAST a bottle of cider a day, it is difficult to tell whether you are aiming your missile salvos at friend or foe.