Slif

.As the purple alien crested the last veldspar asteriod I knew my life was changing. It wasn't the rainbow margharita or the funny red dust talking either.
Space became a way of life. Mining asteroids and ice in the cold blackness of space a way to the future.
I hope I never see that purple alien again, flying through space on his orange innertube. But if I do
Update:
I finally found that alien.. hanging out in an iceberg, sipping martini's and laughing at me with that squeaky laugh. Its only a matter of time until my mining lasers cut a hole in that berg.. and I finally exact my revenge.
Update II:
My attention was diverted while adjusting my lasers and the purple alien got away. Damn he is fast on his orange inertube. I managed to retrieve a strange device he left in the ice. I have not identified its true purpose but it keeps margharita's strangly cold all the time.
I believe he is now hiding in low sec space, maybe a pirate at heart. He knows I will come.