Steiv Dallas

After leading his fraternity to campus notoriety, Steiv worked subversively as a "defense attorney" while managing to ensure his obviously guilty clients went up the river. He also managed a glam metal band, chased skirts (with little success) and had a brief and disastrous career as a newspaper photographer. After being abducted by a Zygort mothership, the aliens first intending to replace his brain with that of Elvis, then after his vehement threats of lawsuit considering a pre-emptive strike using Andy Kaufman’s brain, they decided to trans-reverse or "Gephardize" his brain, turning him into an overly sensitive vegetarian feminist with a perm to look more like Alan Alda. After having his heart broken, he determined to take revenge on womankind, donning the infamous shades and promptly reverting to his former self, to the dismay/relief of many. Since the passing of his best friend, he has taken to the stars in an immortal hunt for the Zygorthians who had left him so vulnerable...