Adam Dranoss

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 1.41

Alleanza

No Alliance Affiliation

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"Flying a Gallente ship is like sitting on the sofa while screaming at your kids attacking the mailman"

"Flying a Minmatar ship is like riding a three-wheeled skateboard made of duct tape and zip ties down stairs, while screaming, listening to heavy metal, and firing two Uzis."

"[17:30:11] iTrip > I want my Moa like i want my women - Ugly and widely used"

"Your momma is so fat, they fitted a jump drive on her!"

Leave no man behind! Only pussies!
The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.

Veldspar

Minmatar is easy:
Strap rocket to ass.
Tape uzi to forehead.
Light rocket and scream while firing.