Zee Zaugg

Status: Active

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SECURITY STATUS: 5.00

Alleanza

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Racial Combat Philosophies:
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop fighting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you fine from here, thanks.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range.
Minmatar: As soon as I find something heavy, I'm going to kill you with it.

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.
The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that." The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."