Sieve Boy

The story of Sieve Boy:

Once, a young man went to a party and he did indulge in the fine things in life like cheap alcohol, as did many of his friends that night.

As time went on, the limits of a young mans ability to consume alcohol were reached.

But he wasn't the only one. A friend was already kneeling before the great white porcelain altar and sacrificing the contents of his stomach.

In desperation the young man ran to the door in a vain hope that he could at least make a mess outside. Too late! The door was open, but not the screen door. The young man did disgorge the contents of his stomach through the screen door. Needless to say, the flyscreen was very effective a sieveing out the solids from the liquids.

Sieve Boy was born.