Rosie Sollette

Have a nice day, and a joke too:

There are four passengers on a transport warping across a large solar system, a Gallentean male, a pretty young Caldari girl, an ugly old Minmatar woman and an Amarr male.

The transport passes close by a planet which blocks the light from the sun for a few seconds. From the darkness comes the sound of a loud slap and when the ship emerges back into the light the Gallentean is rubbing his face which now bears a large red mark on the cheek.

The old Minmatar woman thinks, "I bet that randy Gallentean man fondled the Caldari girl in the dark and got a slap for it."

The pretty young Caldari girl thinks, "I bet the Gallentean tried to fondle me but got that ugly Minmatar woman by mistake and she slapped him."

The Gallentean thinks, "I bet that dirty old Amarr fondled the Caldari girl but she thought it was me and hit me."

The Amarr thinks, "I hope we pass another planet soon so I can slap that Gallentean git again."