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☠☣BoNoBo☣☠


During sex you burn as many Calories as running 8 miles, Who the Fook can run 8 Miles in 30 Seconds?


I'm Pissed off, Some women would be over the moon to be woken up on their Birthday with Flowers, a lovely cooked Breakfast in bed and twenty minutes of amazing Oral sex....but oh no, not my Sister!!


The Wife said, 'Turn the bedside light off and i will let you stick it up my ass' I probably should of waited until the bulb cooled first!


My Wife called me upstairs to the bedroom last night, 'Look what i've found in the cupboard, crotchless panties,' she said as she seductively modelled them. I didn't have the heart to tell the fat twat it was one of my vests!


Shagged a girl with a stutter last night. I was lucky......just managed to finish before she said No


My Wife has left me because i keep getting Erections in the most inappropriate of places. The last one was in her Sisters arse!

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