Dr Jim Richolds

From an early age, Dr Jim Richolds proved himself to be an astute intellectual. Reared by a waste management technician and a food services associate, Dr Jim Richolds was forced to work with little, but showed impressive gains nonetheless. At age 16 he unfortunately got dragged into the underbowels of society, and quickly found an addiction to heroin and prescription pain killers. For years, he struggled, homeless, with his addictions, even going so low as to sell his body to intergalactic Catholic priests for drug money. At 27, he over-dosed and met the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, and sold his first stillborn son for a second chance. With renewed vigor, Dr Jim Richolds completed his GED in four hours, and was quickly accepted to Caille University. It is here that he became the famed learned doctor that we see today.