Lodestone Toyee

Status: Active

CREATO IL: ...

SECURITY STATUS: -1.89

In-Game Bio Feed


At yer service.


I have Core Scanner 1s out.
Recruitment Link Virgin


You play too much EVE when:
1. You get into a bar fight and you orbit them.
2. You get onto the highway and say *warp drive active*
3. You ask if you can get your paycheck in ISK.
4. Instead of saying "stop that man" you say "get points on him".
5. You have a car crash and you run away to avoid being podded.
6. You run out of groceries and go to buy more: You open your wallet and say to the clerk, "Lemme go kill a rat, im out of isk."
7. You get sick and you complain, "The capacitor is empty!"
8. You drive through a rough neighbourhood and constantly click scan on your radio to check for targets.
10. Your wife screams "rat in the bathroom" and you reply "what faction?"
11. You rush through a red light trying to avoid gatecampers.
12. You are not afraid of going to jail since you trained
Criminal Connections V.
12. You ask your friends to X-up with what they are bringing to a party
13. When applying for a new job, you ask if the killboard is green.
14. When your friend needs to go to the airport, you offer to web him through the stoplights.
15. When a girl asks your Zodiac sign, you respond: "I trained
Astrogeology V"
16. You always Drop the Blue Pill before you Crash into Exile.
17. You cannot put your cloak on because you are being targeted by someone.
18. You go to the cafe and order a BaconEgg&Cheese
Azariel for breakfast
19. To cure your crippling autism, you invest in a
Limited Social Adaptation Chip








EVE in 2025:

Orion Keppler > I think i spent more ISK on drugs than the entire enemy fleet.

PVP Analytics

SHIPS KILL4,1K
K/L EFF.93%
SHIPS LOST281
ISK DESTROYED2,3 Bln
ISK EFF.98%
ISK LOST35 Mld
Cambia Vista
SHIPS
STATISTICHE SETTIMANALI
Hurricane
KILL CONFERMATI
12
Tengu
6
Drekavac
2
Cambia Vista
SYSTEMS
STATISTICHE SETTIMANALI
QY1E-N
KILL CONFERMATI
5
TCAG-3
4
6Q-R50
2
1-2J4P
2
J172751
1