Raging Darkness

IF YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH ME, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP ME IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.

THANK YOU

Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] Evil F******
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Moth*******s
[] Losers

Therefore I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation or Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber

to come and

[] Kill you all
[] Other (Please State) ___________