[JERK.] Honorless Internet Jerks

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your carebears we claim.
It is your PvE'ers that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not mission, do not rat, do not mine: these are principles which every man of every faction can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions.
These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of bear. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we Jerks.
And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever pod you wish.