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[EMA.E] Evil Monkey Asylum

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CEO

Darkin Straven

Membri

6

Tasse

0%

Alleanza

Independent

Corporate Directive Feed

EMA IS NBSI, HAS BEEN SINCE 04.

☜☆☞ Be Advised, War Decking EMA Is A Waste Of Time And ISK, We Don't Do Empire Grief Wars, We Simply Avoid And Ignore You ☜☆☞

☜☆☞ Our leadership structure is clear and our decisions are transparent. This corporation is formed by its members for its members. ☜☆☞

We Are Not Interested In Alliances Or Null Sec - So Don't Ask.

EvE Online Division Of Firebladez Gaming Clan

Real life First
No Mandertory Operations.
PvP/PvE
New Player Friendly
Region based (No Set HQ)
Experienced Leadership
No Drama/Abuse Needed Thanks.
0% Tax Rate

A meteorology professor stood before his Meteorology 101 class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty glass mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a jar of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open spaces between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar and of course the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous yes.

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and then proceeded to pour the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the grains of sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things -- your family, your partner, your health, your children, your friends, your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

"The pebbles are the other things that matter, like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. Play another 18.

"There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

WAR ELIGIBLE

NO

DATA LINK

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Faction FW

Independent Alignment

PVP Operations

SHIPS KILL2,3K
K/L EFF.30%
SHIPS LOST5,2K
ISK DESTROYED255 Mld
ISK EFF.64%
ISK LOST141 Mld
Cambia Vista
SHIPS
STATISTICHE SETTIMANALI
Nessun dato disponibile
Cambia Vista
SYSTEMS
STATISTICHE SETTIMANALI
Nessun dato disponibile

Tactical Engagement Feed

Engage System

Lulm

Sector Region

Heimatar

Combat Duration

10 MINUTES

Timestamp

05/01/2015, 15:05:00

Confirm Kills

12

Material Loss

133 Mln ISK

Engage System

Amamake

Sector Region

Heimatar

Combat Duration

25 MINUTES

Timestamp

04/01/2015, 20:40:00

Confirm Kills

15

Material Loss

1,6 Mld ISK

Engage System

Ishomilken

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

310 MINUTES

Timestamp

03/01/2015, 19:20:00

Confirm Kills

2577

Material Loss

633 Mld ISK

Engage System

Reitsato

Sector Region

Black Rise

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

25/06/2014, 20:25:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

73 Mln ISK

Engage System

Tama

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

16/06/2014, 02:00:00

Confirm Kills

6

Material Loss

90 Mln ISK

Engage System

Ishomilken

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

13/06/2014, 23:00:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

1,3 Mld ISK

Engage System

Reitsato

Sector Region

Black Rise

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

13/06/2014, 16:15:00

Confirm Kills

6

Material Loss

90 Mln ISK

Engage System

Jita

Sector Region

The Forge

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

12/06/2014, 19:35:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

379 Mln ISK

Engage System

Kedama

Sector Region

Black Rise

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

10/06/2014, 20:25:00

Confirm Kills

6

Material Loss

53 Mln ISK

Engage System

Ishomilken

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

25 MINUTES

Timestamp

09/06/2014, 00:15:00

Confirm Kills

14

Material Loss

123 Mln ISK

Engage System

Tama

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

08/06/2014, 22:50:00

Confirm Kills

6

Material Loss

112 Mln ISK

Engage System

Ishomilken

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

06/06/2014, 03:45:00

Confirm Kills

6

Material Loss

644 Mln ISK

Engage System

Heydieles

Sector Region

Essence

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

03/06/2014, 21:10:00

Confirm Kills

11

Material Loss

577 Mln ISK

Engage System

Uuna

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

15 MINUTES

Timestamp

03/06/2014, 21:25:00

Confirm Kills

24

Material Loss

3,9 Mld ISK

Engage System

Pynekastoh

Sector Region

Black Rise

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

30/05/2014, 22:05:00

Confirm Kills

10

Material Loss

142 Mln ISK

Engage System

Ishomilken

Sector Region

The Citadel

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

26/05/2014, 20:20:00

Confirm Kills

12

Material Loss

348 Mln ISK

Engage System

Kehjari

Sector Region

Black Rise

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

26/05/2014, 00:30:00

Confirm Kills

16

Material Loss

494 Mln ISK

Engage System

Oicx

Sector Region

Placid

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

25/05/2014, 02:00:00

Confirm Kills

9

Material Loss

250 Mln ISK

Engage System

Martoh

Sector Region

Black Rise

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

25/05/2014, 21:15:00

Confirm Kills

10

Material Loss

105 Mln ISK

Engage System

Kedama

Sector Region

Black Rise

Combat Duration

35 MINUTES

Timestamp

25/05/2014, 20:05:00

Confirm Kills

41

Material Loss

1,2 Mld ISK

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Profilo pubblico della corporazione [EMA.E] Evil Monkey Asylum · CEO Darkin Straven · 6 membri.

Evil Monkey Asylum

[EMA.E] Evil Monkey Asylum è una corporazione di EVE Online il cui profilo pubblico è disponibile su Capsuleers.app. La scheda raccoglie nome ufficiale, ticker, descrizione fornita dal CEO, data di fondazione, sede operativa, conteggio membri (6), tasse, war eligibility e link diretto al CEO Darkin Straven.

EMA.E

La sezione killboard aggregata di Evil Monkey Asylum è alimentata dai dati eve-kill: ISK distrutti, ISK persi, ratio efficiency, kill recenti per regione, navi più frequentemente perse e classifica top killer. I battle report individuano gli engagement principali con sistema, regione, durata, kill confermati e ISK distrutti — utili per ricostruire la cronologia operativa di Evil Monkey Asylum in New Eden.

Evil Monkey Asylum EVE Online

Evil Monkey Asylum opera al momento come corporazione indipendente, senza affiliazione di alleanza. Tutti i dati provengono dall'API ESI ufficiale di Fenris Creations e da eve-kill, con cache lato server per ridurre la latenza e i costi di rate limit. Nessuna informazione sensibile o privata viene mostrata.

EMA.E corp

Il profilo è pensato per recruiter (verifica candidati prima di accettarli), diplomatici (studio di un avversario prima di un fleet engagement), giornalisti della community (contesto per articoli e fleet report), e amministratori Discord. La condivisione su Discord, Reddit e Twitter genera preview Open Graph ricche con il logo di Evil Monkey Asylum e la descrizione del CEO.