[MBOD] Kuntz Squadron

A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old I am
today?”

His father says, “No…how old?”

He says, “I’m eleven!”

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, “Hey, Grandma,
know how old I am today?”

She says, “Come closer…”

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his
underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, “You’re
eleven.”

He says, “How could you tell?”

She says, “I heard you tell your father.”