[ZMM] Zaphods Mind Mining

Join the private corporation of The President of the Univers. You will regret it... No wait...

Q&A with the President
Thank you mr. President for taking out time to answer some questions.

Q: Did you plan this all along, the trial, the escape, the corporation and all?
A: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Q: What's the most important thing in the Univers mr. President?
A: If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Q: We all know you love fairy cakes. How essential are they really?
A: If I told you how much I needed this, I wouldn't have time to eat it.

Thank you for your time mr. President, I'm sure some blind bugger will want to read this - one day.
Listen, three eyes, don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.