[F-T-A] Ferengi Trade Authority

-Once you have their money, you never give it back.
-The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
-Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
-If you can't break a contract, bend it.
-Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
-Keep your ears open.
-Small print leads to large risk.
-Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
-Greed is eternal.
-Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
-Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
-Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
-Anything stolen is pure profit.
-Acting stupid is often smart.
-A deal is a deal...until a better one comes along.
-A contract is a contract is a contract...but only between Ferengi.
-A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
-Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
-When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
-Never place friendship above profit.
-A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
-Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money.
-Latinum can't buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it.
-You can't make a deal if you're dead.
-There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
-Never insult a Ferengi's mother...insult something he cares about instead.
-It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
-War is good for business.
-Peace is good for business.
-She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.
-Profit is its own reward.
-Never confuse wisdom with luck.
-Expand or die
-Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
-The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
-Never ask when you can take.
-Good customers are as rare as latinum--treasure them.
-There is no substitute for success.
-Free advice is seldom cheap.
-Keep your lies consistent.
-The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
-Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff.
-When she discusses money for "favors", charge her what she'll pay.
-Knowledge equals profit.
-Home is where the heart is...but the stars are made of latinum.
-Every once in a while, declare peace....it confuses the hell out of your enemies.
-If you break it, i'll charge you for it.
-Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
-The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
-Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
-Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
-Females and finances don't mix.
-Expand...or die.
-Enough...is never enough.
-Every man has his price.
-Trust is the biggest liability of all.
-Nature decays, but latinum is forever.
-Sleep can interfere with opportunity.
-Faith moves mountains...of inventory.
-There is no honor in poverty.
-Dignity and an empty sack...is worth the sack.
-Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.
-Never have sex with the boss's sister.
-Always have sex with the boss.
-Everything is for sale, even friendship.
-Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
-You can't make a deal if you're dead.
-Wives serve, brothers inherit.
-Only fools pay retail.
-There's nothing wrong with charity...as long as it winds up in your pocket.
-Even in the worst of times, someone makes a profit.
-Whisper your way to success.
-Know your enemies...but do business with them always.
-Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
-Let others keep their reputation...you keep their latinum.
-Hear all, trust nothing.
-Never cheat a Klingon...unless you can get away with it.
-It's always good business to know your customers before they walk in the door.
-The justification for profit is profit.
-New customers are like razor-toothed greeworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
-Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
-Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
-Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
-You can't free a fish from water.