[N-0-T] n00bs on Tour

We are a small but fine 0.0 Corp and
prefer to play the way we like to,
clueless n l0st in space

If you think YOU are EXACTLY the perfect guy
we need to hire,
YOU get up in the middle of the night
to fly CTA's 24/7 if needed,
you are 0verskilled and nothing can st0p YOU!

well YES then you really should send an application
to us and get

REJECTED !!!

corp rulez

$1 members are permittet to spy on each other,
you shouldnt have to hide anything, should ya?

$2 theres no need to help a c0rpmember in trouble
in any way, if YOU sh0uld still prefer to help him,
you might be awarded with loss of ya lovely holy
xpansive ratting ship, which ya barely could fly
with ya n00bish skillz, and a bad m00d for being
p0wnd by an overwhelming f0rce.

$3 fell free to send corp mails,
nob0dy will read them anyway

$4 if you start a war without any permissi0n,
ya ll get a medal of hon0r

$5 any corp member in breach of this rulez,
is obledged to wank himself for at least 24h.
else an old men in china could slip
on a rice seed n die

under the odd circumstances that you still think
this is the place for you to be,
you should m0ve ya ass into our channel
n00bs on tour