[B0TTR] The Butter Merchants

The Butter Merchants

Here at The Butter Merchants, we strive to provide the highest quality regenerative butter possible to the masses. Our product, in addition to being both delicious and nutritious, has been infused with regenerative properties through our top secret bittering process. That’s right, by merely consuming our bitter butter on a regular basis, just about anyone can see a marked improvement in both quality and duration of life! Our product has been both scientifically proven (Reference 1) and theologically vetted (Reference 2) to promote wellness of mind, body, soul, AND spirit!

With a history reaching all of the way back to the home world, Earth, The Butter Merchants are one of the oldest organizations in New Eden (Reference 3)! Never content with simply churning and selling butter, our organization has been the leading pioneer in regenerative butter research for literally tens of thousands of years (Reference 4).

Right about now, you’re probably thinking “Gee, if they are so old and so great why haven’t I heard of them?” and you would be wise to do so! The simple fact is that until now The Butter Merchants have not made the move to return to space. But with the new availability of Capsuleer Technology, we have been able to send some of our top executives to lead our efforts across New Eden! In addition to aiding our bitter butter distribution, these brave executives will be leading our efforts to harness the properties of both deep space anomalies and bleeding edge tech to further improve our butter, and through it, your wellbeing!

Last, but most certainly not least, our corporate motto, coined by our founder Ben (last name lost) back on Earth, “Ben’s Bitter Butter makes everything better.”


1. See research logs 782-812
2. See The Butter Merchants v. The Amarr Empire Theology Council, 12 Amr. 235,963e 5,689
3. See annual financials 231-23,582
4. See total lack of competition.