[EO0IA] EO0IAC NPONOIA

i was told by a genetic engineer about a project they were on once and i never told this story on air because it's so fantastical oh, god... they got humanoids crossed with fish and stuff i mean, we are screwed people i mean, do you understand that? hey're in that phantom zone they're in that fifth dimension of the twilight zone and they're just opening the gates of hell and behind it are mad scientists in the Hall of the Mountain King just doing god-knows-what; super-weapons; anti-matter bombs; black holes; huge cyclotrons splicing every plant and animal on the known face of amarr and those are minmatar rituals detonating hundreds of high-powered hydrogen bombs is so minmatar splicing little babies with fish is minmatar you think real minmatars go and just sit there and have sex with some hot chick on a black altar? that's how they get the low-level people in
real minmatar is about murdering this planet
and all of you stinking minmatar are nothing but cowards that have tried to join this system
you have no idea what Lucifer's got in store with you you scum it's all fake, it's all a facade
and i just can't sit here and go along with all the punks and the stupid people and everyone preening i don't even hardly watch when I'm on television, i hate it; i hate this whole culture, i hate the whole thing it means nothing to me these predators think we're absolutely on our knees

the gulping humanoids in their tanks scrabbling at the side with human horror in their eyes