Lord Swartz

Surgen General Warning: Wierd convorsation and creepy comments will follow and be said from this person...you've been warned!

Example:
Lord Swartz > Well underwear skydiving FTW!!!
Orange Blast > hmmmmm, probably shouldnt, in case the cold gets to you
Lord Swartz > well I will definatly feel that breeze

Lord Swartz > my left nut iches...
Diaishi Akye > Then ich it...
Cataire > burn it with fire
Lord Swartz > so I am going burn my bitch of an ich with fire got it...

Quotes from history:

In the service of the Onion Empire:
Your Onions are running and you need to change your Swartz

In the service of a Dangerous Game:
[03:36:35] Lord Swartz > join my corp and you could bite people with your mining lasers
[03:37:18] Lord Sutekh > Two Lords in the same alliance could never work.
[03:37:28] Lord Swartz > or could it
[03:37:54] ALITA DIASUKE > Jesus is Lord of Lords, king of kings.
[03:38:14] Jason Lungle > holy shit here we go
[03:38:14] Lord Sutekh > Well that would be three Lords.
[03:38:15] Lord Swartz > and theres the spammed ham again
[03:38:21] Lord Sutekh > All together too many.
[03:38:27] Lord Swartz > or is it?
[03:38:41] Lord Swartz > join my corp and we could become the ultimate lordiness alliance
[03:38:43] Lord Sutekh > Mmmm, you play a most dangerous game sir.
[03:38:56] Lord Swartz > I know

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