4.90
- Kills
- 1,523
- +5 in the last 90 days
- Losses
- 181
- +15 in the last 90 days
- Efficiency
- ISK Efficiency 98%
- ISK destroyed
- 1.23T
- +287.0M in the last 90 days
- Activity
- Low
- 0.1 kills/day · last 90 days
Combat Record
Career-long numbers from eve-kill
Combat
- Kills
- 1,523
- Losses
- 181
- Danger Ratio
- 96%
- Final Blows
- 254
- Points
- 1,527
ISK
- Destroyed
- 1.23T
- Lost
- 22.66B
- Balance
- +1.21T
- ISK Efficiency
- 98%
Solo
- Solo Kills
- 68
- Solo Ratio
- 4%
- Avg Kills/Day
- —
Other
- NPC Losses
- 7
- NPC Loss Ratio
- 4%
- Activity
- Low
Damage Dealt54.4M
Damage Ratio · 96%
Damage Taken2.4M
Activity
What they fly, where they fight, latest kills and losses
Most Valuable
The priciest kills in the window
Matchups
Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose
Last 90d
Killed
Killed By
Hulls LostLosses broken down by hull class.
In-game bio
"Teru writes the papers and i think they are so sweet,
I just want to hold your hand and tackle your entire fleet!
I am a friendly pilot, but if you do not comply,
I will put you in the batter, and I will not even cry!"
Confection Executive Officer, yum yum cake
1) EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
Under Caldari Crust Protocols, I act as the sole authorized proxy responsible for translating our CEO's executive statements into legally binding administrative action. Please be advised that her declarations of "liking cake" and wishing you a "very nice day" are strictly enforced emotional mandates, not military leniency. Furthermore, her registry as a "tackle player" is strictly a legally protected defensive measure.
2) DOUGH-LOCK JURISDICTION
2.1) Aggravated Sabotage: Un-fitting Quantum Cores is prohibited.
2.2) Premature Unanchoring: De-spawning structures triggers immediate lockdown.
2.3) Thermal Negligence: You are legally required to preheat the oven (keep fuel bays filled).
3) HOSTILE OPERATIONS
3.1) Attacking the CEO is classified as "not being nice to me".
3.2) Unauthorized rolling of wormhole statics is considered aggressive space-kneading.
3.3) Navigational Asylum: Because j-space has no roads, endlessly traveling pilots are classified as "misguided ghosts" and exempt from rapid thermal disassembly.
4) DISCOVERY & CEASE-AND-DESSERTS
4.1) Legal consultations are strictly pro-bonbon, requiring a retainer of high-value modules.
4.2) Counter-drops will be met with Cease-and-Dessert orders, delivered via antimatter charges.
Note: We accept no liability for damage during the forced reheating of cold structures. We operate at room-temperature speed (I'm feeling 22°C) and charge by billable jump.
I just want to hold your hand and tackle your entire fleet!
I am a friendly pilot, but if you do not comply,
I will put you in the batter, and I will not even cry!"
Confection Executive Officer, yum yum cake
1) EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
Under Caldari Crust Protocols, I act as the sole authorized proxy responsible for translating our CEO's executive statements into legally binding administrative action. Please be advised that her declarations of "liking cake" and wishing you a "very nice day" are strictly enforced emotional mandates, not military leniency. Furthermore, her registry as a "tackle player" is strictly a legally protected defensive measure.
2) DOUGH-LOCK JURISDICTION
2.1) Aggravated Sabotage: Un-fitting Quantum Cores is prohibited.
2.2) Premature Unanchoring: De-spawning structures triggers immediate lockdown.
2.3) Thermal Negligence: You are legally required to preheat the oven (keep fuel bays filled).
3) HOSTILE OPERATIONS
3.1) Attacking the CEO is classified as "not being nice to me".
3.2) Unauthorized rolling of wormhole statics is considered aggressive space-kneading.
3.3) Navigational Asylum: Because j-space has no roads, endlessly traveling pilots are classified as "misguided ghosts" and exempt from rapid thermal disassembly.
4) DISCOVERY & CEASE-AND-DESSERTS
4.1) Legal consultations are strictly pro-bonbon, requiring a retainer of high-value modules.
4.2) Counter-drops will be met with Cease-and-Dessert orders, delivered via antimatter charges.
Note: We accept no liability for damage during the forced reheating of cold structures. We operate at room-temperature speed (I'm feeling 22°C) and charge by billable jump.