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Verzak "The Doctor" Bastrom
Explorer, dreamer, scientist, but most of all ... lazy
"That ship is friendly-fire friendly,
it has a big hole on the DPS."
Sap about the "Sparrow"
Sap: "Doc, I heard you have a Coalesced Element!. How does is look?"
Doc: "Hmm, i'd say it's an amalgamation of shimmering elements..."
Sap: "Aaaand?"
Doc: "I don't know, if feels like it's unyealding, unwavering and ultimately demanding."
Sap: "Demanding? Of what?"
Doc: "... hmm ... a potato, it demands a potato,"
Sap: "You can't really be a doctor"
Doc: "Well, I joined a corp of doctors and I do doctory things, thus I am a doctor"
Sap: "Doctory things?"
Doc: "Yes, walk around in a white dress and tell people not to smoke"
Sap: "You don't even wear in white..."
Doc: "I'm the doctor and you stop smoking."
Sap: Hey doc, in the news they said you killed a titan! How did you do it with your unimpressive skills?
Doc: Slowly, veeeery slowly
Kill: Elephantine Palindrome (Avatar)
Sap: Doc? It seems you are wanted!
Doc: I know, lots of ladies...
Sap: I'm talking about the bounty on your head, what happened?
Doc: I took 1 hour and 40 minutes to scan the Rogue Drone disabled Overmind, The guy waiting there to contest that abomination lost patience, put a bounty with insults about how retarded I was on failing to hack such an easy thing and left.
Sap: Did you really take this long?
Doc: Nope, 15 seconds up to the core, then 1h 39m 45s waiting for him to leave the location, 2 seconds to last hit the core.
Sap: And how did you spend the time?
Doc: By writing in local "Damn I got it wrong again" every some 4-6 minutes.
Sap: Hey Doc, you are not wanted anymore, what happened?
Doc: Had a trip in Null and died in a bubble.
Sap: Oh, let me see, yup, the loss is recorded, it seems you obviously didn't read the Consortium bulletin about the Interceptor changes!
Doc: ...
Explorer, dreamer, scientist, but most of all ... lazy
"That ship is friendly-fire friendly,
it has a big hole on the DPS."
Sap about the "Sparrow"
Sap: "Doc, I heard you have a Coalesced Element!. How does is look?"
Doc: "Hmm, i'd say it's an amalgamation of shimmering elements..."
Sap: "Aaaand?"
Doc: "I don't know, if feels like it's unyealding, unwavering and ultimately demanding."
Sap: "Demanding? Of what?"
Doc: "... hmm ... a potato, it demands a potato,"
Sap: "You can't really be a doctor"
Doc: "Well, I joined a corp of doctors and I do doctory things, thus I am a doctor"
Sap: "Doctory things?"
Doc: "Yes, walk around in a white dress and tell people not to smoke"
Sap: "You don't even wear in white..."
Doc: "I'm the doctor and you stop smoking."
Sap: Hey doc, in the news they said you killed a titan! How did you do it with your unimpressive skills?
Doc: Slowly, veeeery slowly
Kill: Elephantine Palindrome (Avatar)
Sap: Doc? It seems you are wanted!
Doc: I know, lots of ladies...
Sap: I'm talking about the bounty on your head, what happened?
Doc: I took 1 hour and 40 minutes to scan the Rogue Drone disabled Overmind, The guy waiting there to contest that abomination lost patience, put a bounty with insults about how retarded I was on failing to hack such an easy thing and left.
Sap: Did you really take this long?
Doc: Nope, 15 seconds up to the core, then 1h 39m 45s waiting for him to leave the location, 2 seconds to last hit the core.
Sap: And how did you spend the time?
Doc: By writing in local "Damn I got it wrong again" every some 4-6 minutes.
Sap: Hey Doc, you are not wanted anymore, what happened?
Doc: Had a trip in Null and died in a bubble.
Sap: Oh, let me see, yup, the loss is recorded, it seems you obviously didn't read the Consortium bulletin about the Interceptor changes!
Doc: ...