Christian Holt

Born with the cheekbones of a Caldari aristocrat and the moral flexibility of a Jita broker, he was destined for greatness in the world of high-fashion modelling. His career began with prestigious contracts for Ishukone menswear, State Protectorate recruitment posters, and a particularly successful campaign for men's facial moisturiser. He was widely regarded as one of the State's most promising faces, although critics maintained that he had only one expression.

His military career began entirely by accident. Arriving at a naval recruitment centre for what he believed was a photoshoot, he signed several documents without reading them and was promptly commissioned as a capsuleer. By the time the misunderstanding was discovered, he had already been assigned command of a heavily armed warship. Unwilling to admit his mistake, and reassured by the flattering lighting in the captain's quarters, he accepted the appointment.

Today, he commands his vessel with the quiet confidence of a man who has absolutely no idea what he's doing. His tactical philosophy relies heavily on looking composed, delegating responsibility, and ensuring that any explosions happen behind him. Despite numerous inquiries into his qualifications, he remains in active service, largely because nobody in the Caldari Navy has the authority to tell a capsuleer he's been hired by mistake.