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Slovish-0.40
Pilot

Slovish

GallenteGallente
Killboard
Kills
834
+0 in the last 90 days
Losses
122
+0 in the last 90 days
87%
Efficiency
ISK Efficiency 95%
ISK destroyed
182.53B
+0 in the last 90 days
Activity
Inactive
0 kills/day · last 90 days

Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills
834
Losses
122
Danger Ratio
65%
Final Blows
433
Points
834

ISK

Destroyed
182.53B
Lost
9.44B
Balance
+173.09B
ISK Efficiency
95%

Solo

Solo Kills
285
Solo Ratio
34%
Avg Kills/Day
—

Other

NPC Losses
43
NPC Loss Ratio
35%
Activity
Inactive
Damage Dealt3.4M
Damage Ratio · 71%
Damage Taken1.4M

Activity

What they fly, where they fight, latest kills and losses

ShipsLast 90d
SystemsLast 90d
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Most Valuable

The priciest kills in the window

Matchups

Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose

Last 90d
Killed
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Hulls LostLosses broken down by hull class.

In-game bio

Since the cracking of the EVE Gate, we call space "The Heavens" now. Maybe we should, because...

Or maybe I should back up a bit and introduce myself:

I'm Slovish.

You might have heard of me.

If you follow what passes for "News" these days, you almost certainly have. The slithering press has been curling around my boots for a long time. (Funny, isn't it, that we still call it The Press even though there's probably not been a real working printing press in use for centuries? But they still use the word "Journalist" with a straight face, so what the Hell?)

Let's settle for some of the highlights:

NEW EDEN NEWS SERVICE - Dodixie

"Mr. Slovish, whom prosecutors have labeled a 'shadowy and notorious figure' was acquitted today for the alleged theft, of the so-called "Quark Spark", an attachment to the accelerated Warp Bleeder Assembly, whom experts say will exponentially increase faster than light travel…"

Almost none of that is true.

Well, maybe the "shadowy and notorious" part. And I guess the Quark Spark bit. I mean the thing did work like a dream for an amazing twenty-odd years before the eggheads thought up something better. I think there are even still minor Fleet support ships riding it to this day

But, to be clear, I wasn't "acquitted of the alleged theft". The charges were dropped. Not because I didn't steal it because I damn well DID steal it. No, the charges were dropped because…

Well, here's the deal…