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- Security Status
- -7.60
Combat Record
Career-long numbers from eve-kill
Combat
- Kills
- 1,051
- Losses
- 780
- Efficiency
- 57%
- Danger Ratio
- 97%
ISK
- Destroyed
- 2.49T
- Lost
- 36.76B
- ISK Efficiency
- 99%
- Balance
- +2.45T
Solo
- Solo Kills
- 22
- Solo Ratio
- 2%
- Final Blows
- 58
- Points
- 1,051
Other
- NPC Losses
- 26
- NPC Loss Ratio
- 3%
- Avg Kills/Day
- —
- Activity
- Inactive
Damage
Damage Dealt35.1M
Damage Taken3.5M
Damage Ratio91%
Combat profile
How they fight, with whom and against whom — last 90 days
Activity
What they fly and where they fight
Most Valuable
Matchups
Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose
Top ListsLast 90d
Hulls LostLast 90d
Losses broken down by hull class.
Career
Corporations flown for, most recent first
State War AcademySince Saturday, 24 September 20220 Kills460 Losses
GoonWaffeSince Thursday, 4 February 2010765 Kills304 Losses
Deep Core Mining Inc.Since Thursday, 4 February 20100 Kills0 Losses
GoonFleetSince Saturday, 22 November 2008205 Kills11 Losses
Deep Core Mining Inc.Since Sunday, 19 October 20080 Kills0 Losses
GoonFleetSince Wednesday, 10 October 200780 Kills7 Losses
Deep Core Mining Inc.Since Friday, 6 July 20070 Kills0 Losses
GoonFleetSince Wednesday, 15 February 20061 Kills0 Losses
Deep Core Mining Inc.Since Saturday, 12 November 20050 Kills0 Losses
X-Factor IndustriesSince Saturday, 30 July 20050 Kills0 Losses
Deep Core Mining Inc.Since Friday, 22 July 20050 Kills0 Losses
GoonCorpseSince Wednesday, 13 July 20050 Kills0 Losses
Deep Core Mining Inc.Since Monday, 11 July 20050 Kills0 Losses
LordlessSince Thursday, 23 June 20050 Kills0 Losses
State War AcademySince Wednesday, 8 June 20050 Kills0 Losses
In-game bio
So Mittens is definitely a sociopath. If you've ever been around him for any reasonable period of time, it's super obvious. He has this peculiar mannerism where he watches people's faces during a conversation, lingering on each one (if it's a group) for a very specific period of time, like a machine. The way he talks to people is extremely manipulative of their emotions, almost as if calculated. He's absolutely the worst person I've ever met, and I regret defending him.
He's definitely a smart guy, but he's so manipulative of the people around him (the only thing he's good at) that I don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Being around him in a social setting is definitely a battle of wills.
He usually wallowed in pleasure, disappearing for months at a time while ostensibly working out some ad deal.
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Something Awful needs to be shut down by the FBI and its various brigades across the internet too, their brigade in Eve is just one of them. The goons in Eve are a weird insular cult of internet trolls that do fucked up shit in and out of game specifically to upset people, like desecrate graves of actual people in the in-game system of Molea. That's uncool, but the actual crimes are above my paygrade, and are a criminal matter. Unfortunately the IRL FBI isn't like they're portrayed in movies, they're more akin to the bumbling overworked lawyer who keeps dropping all his papers, and don't even have the resources to investigate nazis crossing state lines to murder people, so a gang of psychopathic white guys involved via racketeering in relatively low-impact cybercrime don't really show up on the radar. Maybe if they started using the dark net to smuggle little girls and heroin they would get busted a few years from now. So until then we all just have to deal with "beep beep imma jeep" and other antisocial behavior the goons have a word for ("goonfuckery") because they need a word for when their personality disorders go brrr.
He's definitely a smart guy, but he's so manipulative of the people around him (the only thing he's good at) that I don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Being around him in a social setting is definitely a battle of wills.
He usually wallowed in pleasure, disappearing for months at a time while ostensibly working out some ad deal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Something Awful needs to be shut down by the FBI and its various brigades across the internet too, their brigade in Eve is just one of them. The goons in Eve are a weird insular cult of internet trolls that do fucked up shit in and out of game specifically to upset people, like desecrate graves of actual people in the in-game system of Molea. That's uncool, but the actual crimes are above my paygrade, and are a criminal matter. Unfortunately the IRL FBI isn't like they're portrayed in movies, they're more akin to the bumbling overworked lawyer who keeps dropping all his papers, and don't even have the resources to investigate nazis crossing state lines to murder people, so a gang of psychopathic white guys involved via racketeering in relatively low-impact cybercrime don't really show up on the radar. Maybe if they started using the dark net to smuggle little girls and heroin they would get busted a few years from now. So until then we all just have to deal with "beep beep imma jeep" and other antisocial behavior the goons have a word for ("goonfuckery") because they need a word for when their personality disorders go brrr.