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Capt Handbanana

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: -5.53

Corporazione

[.O8] Blood Alcohol Content

Alleanza

[SHDWC] Shadow Cartel

In-Game Bio Feed

Tonight....You.

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.




Kill: Smkazer (Vargur)
[02:20:51] Smkaze > trash game
[02:21:24] Capt Handbanana > can i have your stuff?
[02:21:54] Smkaze > Hope this game will close down soon

Kill: Redeovg (Panther)

PVP Analytics

SHIPS KILL9K
K/L EFF.93%
SHIPS LOST605
ISK DESTROYED8,9 Bln
ISK EFF.98%
ISK LOST100 Mld
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Deployment History

Blood Alcohol Content

Deployment Date: 2022-08-21T00:16:00Z

State War Academy

Deployment Date: 2022-01-30T00:40:00Z

Into the Ether

Deployment Date: 2021-06-04T20:39:00Z

State War Academy

Deployment Date: 2021-06-04T20:39:00Z

Eclipse Pulsar

Deployment Date: 2021-01-02T20:12:00Z

State War Academy

Deployment Date: 2021-01-02T20:07:00Z

Ballistic.

Deployment Date: 2020-06-01T04:17:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2020-06-01T04:16:00Z

The Mobile Party Unit

Deployment Date: 2019-02-02T21:29:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2018-11-30T19:25:00Z

Mindstar Technology

Deployment Date: 2018-06-15T19:44:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2018-06-15T19:43:00Z

The Mobile Party Unit

Deployment Date: 2017-05-04T03:26:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2017-05-04T03:09:00Z

Mobile Party Unit

Deployment Date: 2017-05-04T03:01:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2017-03-28T07:15:00Z

Association of Commonwealth Enterprises

Deployment Date: 2016-09-05T23:20:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2016-09-05T23:20:00Z

The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort

Deployment Date: 2016-01-16T02:54:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2016-01-16T02:53:00Z

Catastrophic Operations

Deployment Date: 2015-03-06T17:47:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2014-12-08T14:37:00Z

Xenogenesis.

Deployment Date: 2014-07-21T04:52:00Z

Mine Your 0wn Business

Deployment Date: 2014-03-11T01:15:00Z

Vivicide

Deployment Date: 2014-02-27T00:34:00Z

Mine Your 0wn Business

Deployment Date: 2013-11-18T00:21:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2013-11-17T05:42:00Z

Ascended Sons

Deployment Date: 2013-07-14T06:14:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2013-04-09T19:51:00Z

Apex Scientific

Deployment Date: 2012-12-29T21:14:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2012-12-29T20:53:00Z

Vestigium Corpus

Deployment Date: 2012-12-26T01:45:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2012-12-21T08:41:00Z

Battlestars

Deployment Date: 2012-10-28T16:36:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2012-10-27T04:22:00Z

Mode of Death

Deployment Date: 2012-10-04T13:13:00Z

Mangi Consilii

Deployment Date: 2011-12-20T22:22:00Z

Mobile Party Unit Inc.

Deployment Date: 2011-11-20T01:37:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2011-08-01T17:25:00Z

The Exile Coalition

Deployment Date: 2011-07-06T22:12:00Z

Interstellar buyers of unwanted stuff

Deployment Date: 2010-12-27T04:28:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2010-10-08T00:35:00Z

Production N Destruction INC.

Deployment Date: 2010-07-06T04:49:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2010-07-03T13:06:00Z

24th Imperial Crusade

Deployment Date: 2010-06-30T15:25:00Z

Production N Destruction INC.

Deployment Date: 2010-06-25T20:45:00Z

Caldari Provisions

Deployment Date: 2010-06-25T19:25:00Z

Death By Penguin Inc.

Deployment Date: 2010-06-21T17:34:00Z

State War Academy

Deployment Date: 2010-06-19T06:05:00Z

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Profilo pubblico di Capt Handbanana · corporazione [.O8] Blood Alcohol Content · alleanza [SHDWC] Shadow Cartel.

Capt Handbanana

Capt Handbanana è un capsuleer di EVE Online il cui profilo pubblico è disponibile su Capsuleers.app. Questa pagina raccoglie tutte le informazioni ESI accessibili al pilota: ritratto ufficiale, sec status (-5.53), data di creazione del personaggio, corporazione attuale ([.O8] Blood Alcohol Content), alleanza attuale ([SHDWC] Shadow Cartel), history corporazione completa con date di ingresso/uscita.

Capt Handbanana EVE Online

La sezione PvP analytics di Capt Handbanana è alimentata dai dati eve-kill: ISK distrutti, ISK persi, navi distrutte e perse, ratio efficiency, top regions, top ships destroyed e top ships lost. I killmail recenti e le perdite recenti sono linkati direttamente per chi vuole studiare il profilo di combattimento del capsuleer prima di un fleet engagement, di un recruiting check, o di un'operazione di intelligence.

Capt Handbanana capsuleer

Capt Handbanana milita attualmente in Blood Alcohol Content. L'alleanza di appartenenza è Shadow Cartel, identificata dal ticker SHDWC. Per maggiori dettagli sulla corporazione e sull'alleanza, naviga ai rispettivi profili tramite i link nella scheda. La deployment history mostra tutti i passaggi precedenti di Capt Handbanana attraverso le corporazioni di New Eden.

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