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Order of Darkside
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, Stab it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Dump the mag!!
4. Overkill works.(From Time To Time).
5. Never share a cockpit with Bigger Balls than you posess.
6. If your attack is going really well, Check your Ego.
7. No plan survives the first contact with a Stormbringer.
8. Five second bombs blow up in three seconds.
9. Try to look unimportant. The Ganker may be low on ammo.
10. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire.
11. Never draw fire -- it irritates Pubecent Gankers around you.
12. Teamwork is essential -- it gives the OG players time to lock,pop,tractor and salvage you
13. The Goon Swarm you have been avoiding is the main attack. dont bother running just drop your pants and accept your comeuppance.
14. The easy way is always Dick Star camped.
15. Dont stop shooting.Ever
"The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire, is incoming friendly fire
16. If you find yourself in a fair fight you are fucked just explode.
rip chad micheal guetzlow 1996-2024 llc forever 28 i miss you bud
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, Stab it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Dump the mag!!
4. Overkill works.(From Time To Time).
5. Never share a cockpit with Bigger Balls than you posess.
6. If your attack is going really well, Check your Ego.
7. No plan survives the first contact with a Stormbringer.
8. Five second bombs blow up in three seconds.
9. Try to look unimportant. The Ganker may be low on ammo.
10. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire.
11. Never draw fire -- it irritates Pubecent Gankers around you.
12. Teamwork is essential -- it gives the OG players time to lock,pop,tractor and salvage you
13. The Goon Swarm you have been avoiding is the main attack. dont bother running just drop your pants and accept your comeuppance.
14. The easy way is always Dick Star camped.
15. Dont stop shooting.Ever
"The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire, is incoming friendly fire
16. If you find yourself in a fair fight you are fucked just explode.
rip chad micheal guetzlow 1996-2024 llc forever 28 i miss you bud