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Warning: drunk pilot, will shoot at anything bigger than an M&M on contact, Can be distracted by big boobs or women with nice butts or cold beer. Do not attempt!!! to negotate for child support, ill shoot you on site!
~Guns don't kill people, drones do.~
~Sexual Harrasment will not only be tolerated, but Graded.~
You know you play EVE when:
» You get out of your car after an accident and run away in fear of being podded.
» You follow a UPS truck 5 towns over; all the while calling your friends to come help you gank him and split the lootz
» You drive past a police checkpoint, yell "GATE CAMP" and congratulate yourself for escaping those pesky griefers
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{_/"=-},,,,,,,,,{-="\_ }
_ _.=("""""")=._ _
(_'"_.-"`~~~`"-._"'_)
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"Captain! We're completely surrounded!" "Excellent!!!! We can fire in any direction"
Taya Dentano > heaven wont have me.. hell has a restraining order
~Guns don't kill people, drones do.~
~Sexual Harrasment will not only be tolerated, but Graded.~
You know you play EVE when:
» You get out of your car after an accident and run away in fear of being podded.
» You follow a UPS truck 5 towns over; all the while calling your friends to come help you gank him and split the lootz
» You drive past a police checkpoint, yell "GATE CAMP" and congratulate yourself for escaping those pesky griefers
_.--""--._
/ _ _ \
_ ( (_\ /_) ) _
{ \.._\ /\ /_../ }
{_/"=-},,,,,,,,,{-="\_ }
_ _.=("""""")=._ _
(_'"_.-"`~~~`"-._"'_)
{_" "_}
"Captain! We're completely surrounded!" "Excellent!!!! We can fire in any direction"
Taya Dentano > heaven wont have me.. hell has a restraining order