Galaron Crendraven

Galaron Crendraven was born sometime in 2012 and but for a few excursions into the world of New Eden he has been gestating inside a clone vat bay, letting his skill queue accumulate mastery levels in ships he has never flown. He thought that maybe, one day, he would have so much skill points that he would HAVE to be a good pilot. That would be a good plan, right? As you may have already surmised, Galaron Crendraven is an idiot. While people who were born much later than he have gone on to achieve great successes in EVE, Galaron is still only marginally better than a noob. He doesnt understand overheating modules or booster pills or transversal or gate guns. He is confounded by PI. He has never been in a wormhole. He is robbed every time he tries to trade. He is probably too stupid to survive.
Perhaps we shouldn't be too hard on him. After all, if you observe his kill/loss combat history, you will quickly realize that this imbecile gets completely wrecked by the EVE universe when he decides to leave the warmth amd safety of his clone vat. He has no one else to blame for his stubborn insistence on flying expensive t2 hulls that he sucks with. It is because deep down inside he thinks that if he allows his SP to get high enough, and he finally discovers the secret OP ship that no one else knows about, and he wears a full Slave set of implants, then all of these factors will rise up and overwhelm the fact that he is a retard and has no idea what the f--k he is doing. Unfortunately for him it is unavoidable. He sucks. There is no ship with bonuses good enough to make him not be a sucky pilot.
Now you can see why he retreats back into his little womb every few months.
Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for everyone else, except for those on his team, Galaron Crendraven loves this #!@!?*!$@&%! game. He can't help himself. Like a moth to the flame he must buy PLEX irl and sell it in Jita in order to fund his lust for continuously getting podded after losing another deimos or proteus or ishtar or vindicator until he finally ragequits again. It is the circle of life for Galaron and all of his kind, who help make EVE enjoyable for so many other players. It is people like him that provide the rest of the universe with the opportunity to check the killboards and see, with eyes wide and mouth agape, what ship this latest moron was flying that he got exploded. And what the f--k kind of fit was that? You f--king douchebag! Why?!?!