koiso Phoenix

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: -0.76

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Receipt of Destruction
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Stray Dogs

On behalf of all of us at FU Carebear ,
we sincerely thank you for trying to enter this particular system.
Unfortunately, we must stop you to perform emergency hull inspection
with our certified,
CONCORD approved, propolusion disabling equipment.

We are happy to inform you that our friendly and convenient services
has been successfully completed. You will notice an extreme loss of
mass and hull integrity of your ship, do not be alarmed as this is normal.

We also provide our trademarked "Instant Clone Re-location" service
free of charge, please remain still and wait for the flash.

Again, we thank you for choosing FU CareBear in this
saturated market. If you have any questions, call 1-666-AZZ-HOLE

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF EVE:
1. Thou shalt not go afk unless thou wishes to lose thy ship.
2. Thou shall not smash thy computer from eve emo rage.
3. Thou shalt not mix gun types.
4. Thou shalt not shield & armor tank unless thou art looking for an ass kicking.
5. Thou shalt not steal from thy allies.
6. Thou shall not shit talk local.
7. Thou shalt not Pass out while mining & care bearing.
8. Thou shall not play wanker music in TS.
9. Thou shall ignore anoying GF/wife and play EVE. Unless your Gf/wife plays EVE, then she is a goddess.
10. Thou shall clean ears out and LISTEN to the fucking FC!!!!
Involved parties:
Kill: Mark Bridges (Marshal)
Kill: Princess Yumi Ceraveli (Vargur)

PVP Analytics

SHIPS KILL2,5K
K/L EFF.85%
SHIPS LOST408
ISK DESTROYED3,1 Bln
ISK EFF.95%
ISK LOST129 Mld
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