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Wolfy McBitey

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In-game bio

So long and thanks for all the fish

NINJA FACTS:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

VG - T3 Order is Niarja -> Renyn -> Schmaael -> Eyster -> Tama.
BS Auga/Deltole -> Romi -> Eyester -> Tama.