Gumble D'Skills

I was going to write something about my biography, but then I thought... wait why the hell do I have to tell you who I am. So instead I am going to tell you about a famous Minmatar warrior named Jeeves. See Jeeves had this farm. This farm was filled with casino's and hookers. He got a high crop yield every year from his casino and hookers. However Farmer Brown was jealous, because all he could make was pokie slots and prostitutes. In a jealous rage he stabbed one of the hookers and bankrupted one of the casino's. Jeeve's wanted to avenge his fallen hooker and so he got out his pimp stick and began slapping farmer brown with it. Farmer brown protested profusely but Jeeves just kept flopping his pimp stick all over Farmer Brown. And this is why we still have hookers and casino's today. Thanks to Jeeve's and his pimp stick never again does an entreprenuer have to go without his casino and hooker's and never has to stoop to pokie slot's and prostitutes. The end. Now get off my fucking page